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I found this on the Internet somewhere (can’t remember where) and loved it. Me, being a left brain thinker, it got me good, so I just had to post it for others to see.
I found it very hard to move quickly through the list and not say the words that I couldn’t help but read. In one case one case I actually said the word instead of the color. Very funny!
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